Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Here No Longer 5,283]

"With the emotional intensity of a potato..."

[Denim&Venöm 20,020]

"You guys wanna head over to Applebee's? Make fun of poor people?" 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Don’t come in the back end. 

[Prospekt 11,029]

"Whenever my car needs gas, I just go to Taco Bell"

[Samurai Equine 53,844]

I want a can of hash and some coffee.

[Fasu 551]

I can do it. *several grunts* It's so hard.

[Widdershins 9,961]

I should really stop farting into the oven. Can’t be good for the food.

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

"Just 69 more days left....nice."

"Nice."

 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

6 hours ago, Lucky Bolt said:

"Just 69 more days left....nice."

"Nice."

And on the 69th page, no less.

 

"It's too early for this, honestly."

"...It's 3 PM."

[Denim&Venöm 20,020]

"In 1614, a Japanese Samurai stabbed a Spanish solider in Acapolco, Mexico, as recorded by the grandson of an Aztec nobleman." 

[BroomsNHops 260]

"Oh yeah sorry, forgot I'm not allowed to logic here"

[Here No Longer 5,283]

"All of this talk about you getting all hot and sweaty is making me... hot... and sweaty"

[ShadOBabe 19,016]

Well you don’t want your engine to blow up either!

[Denim&Venöm 20,020]

"Now what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?" 

"Your mother." 

[Emerald Heart 25,009]

Me: "I'm eating dismembered unicorn heads."

Dad: "Well, that's... a nightmare."

 

[The Recherche 29,977]

"What's for dinner?"

"Swamp cabbage and clootie dumplings!"

[ExplosionMare 18,333]

“I’m single and ready to mingle!”

”I got paid to get drunk!”

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

And on the 69th page, no less.

 

"It's too early for this, honestly."

"...It's 3 PM."

Omg I didn't even realize xD

[Tropical Melody 7,028]

"There was movement, though, no doubt about it. And it came from outside The Shed's window, the window in The Shed's smallest room, which I keep open to allow the exit of evil miasmas and the like."

 

[Nsxile 27,646]

"If it isn't the end of the world, then it is." 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,095]

I wonder if I can smash it to pieces with a club hammer?

[Here No Longer 5,283]

"So yeah, he made money off of indirectly killing people."

[Samurai Equine 53,844]

I'd rather get ridiculed for doing the right thing than get fired for doing the wrong thing.

[Denim&Venöm 20,020]

"I smell penis. 

Pennies. 

Ok. 

Ok. 

To the person who programmed auto-correct, I hope your Minecraft dog dies." 

[Tropical Melody 7,028]

"Of all the introductions I've ever had, that's definitely the most recent."