Anyone else here afraid of mayonnaise?

[Spikey-Wikey 378]

Yeah this probably seems really weird to have as a phobia, but I have a phobia of mayonnaise, ever since I was young I always hated it and refused to touch it. It just looks so disgusting and horrible

 

Anyone else strongly dislike it?

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

I enjoy a good variety of foods and flavors, and I enjoy trying new foods and flavor combinations.

 

But I loathe mayonnaise.  The smell alone threatens to make me ill, and I'm not easily nauseated.  Preparing a sandwich that involves this evil condiment would be a test of endurance and sheer will, and I sure as hell wouldn't eat the awful thing.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

It smells awful and tastes worse.

 

Mayonaise in general is just not great, and certainly not fit for the diet of someone who partakes in bowling.

Great song by the Smashing Pumpkins, though
 

[1111 1,284]

I like a small bit on sandwich's or it will taste dry but have you guys try'ed tangy and non tangy? 

[Hovershy 3,814]

Mayonnaise is disgusting. Just looking at it makes me gag.

[BayoUni2847 528]

Mayo is quite delicious, especially on my Subway subs.

 

Mmm...

[KrazyDashie 1,847]

I love mayo on subway subs...or a sub in general. but when its like in a wrap, or just a sandwich, (especially if its just meat and lettuce)  it doesn't taste good in my opinion

 

mayo in a sandwich makes me nauseous >.>

Edited March 19, 2015 by KrazyDashie

[Orablanco Account 3,707]

I have a complicated relationship with mayonnaise. I don't mind a bit of it on sandwiches, but if I know a lot of it was used in a recipe, like one of those "salads," it's absolutely disgusting.

Edited March 19, 2015 by CITRUS KING46

[ConcorDisparate 385]

Meh, I never liked it. Don't really know why, I feel like I'm the only one of everyone I know that doesn't like it.

 

Apparently, I'm not the only one

[Sommar 1,289]

Afraid of mayonnaise? I never heard of that fear before. I personally love the taste of mayonnaise (Sorry to all you mayo-haters).

[Unikitty 1,212]

I ADORE mayonnaise. I'll eat it on a sandwich, in a salad, mixed with tuna, you name it. If it has mayonnaise in it, I'll probably eat it.

[Celtore 2,770]

I don't really like mayonnaise. The taste mixed in with the typical texture does not provide a happy experience for me. It's not as terrible/evil as mustard, but it's still undesirable on my food.

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

I really dislike it. It's a shame people here really like it and always take the opportunity to paste it on everything. One time I was on a visit where there were sandwiches. Cheese sandwiches. I nommed on 'em because I like cheese sandwiches, and suddenly, BAM, Mayonnaise. It shouldn't be there, yet there it was. It was a sad day.

Like this.

[DubWolf 17,263]

I like some mayonnaise, depending on the type of food like a burger.

Edited March 20, 2015 by SparkWolf

[CC_Maud_Pie 6,431]

I'm not scared of it but I hate the smell of it.

[SCS 7,537]

I'm not afraid of it, no. In fact I love it as long as it's not used in an excessive amount.

[Midnight Solace 5,132]

Glad to know I'm not alone. I've been always kinda scared of mayonnaise, and other certain kinds of food. Am I weird?

[Dreambiscuit 9,691]

I do not fear this thing called mayonnaise. I dislike it, but I do not fear it. 

Lima beans and creamed corn, now those are scary! 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Nope. Not me. I like mayonnaise! I add this to make my own scrambled eggs, and sometimes I use this for dipping carrot sticks, or even cucumber. 

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

It depends. I really have to be in the mood for it, to be honest. 

Edited January 14, 2019 by Lucky Bolt

[Phosphor 11,529]

Mayonnaise?        

I am not afraid of mayonnaise!  

[Nsxile 26,950]

I fear no mayonnaise 

[Oblivion 20,266]

Afraid??? Haha, only if I end up like Patrick sealed inside a jar of it, in that case...MAYBE! 

[Cagey 4,248]

I like the taste on sandwiches in small doses, but for some reason I don’t like looking at it or touching it. 

[Splashee 28,564]

If there's something staaange in your neighborhood.... Yea.

 

Mayonnaise is really tasty as a simple and effective dressing to salads. But the "light" ones are just sugar. Sugar converts to fat. It is up to you to choose if you want sugar to fat, or fat. Mmmmm!

 

Mayonnaise is actually just a lot of yolks mixed with oil until it becomes that disgusting consistency that we all like so much