First thing you say when you wake up

[Lightwing 12,978]

 

I think that this video already answered your question

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

I bet half of the time I say nothing for the first thirty minutes of being awake.

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

Meh...because I'm sick today the first thing I said was..

 

"What time is it...?" - my husband had just woke me up.

 

"It's late hone...like 11:30am, I feared I should wake you but if you want to keep sleepig..."

 

"I'm up...*coughs*"

[Envy Noson 39]

"Why is the sun still up, Celestia dammit"

[Lucky Bolt 35,085]

First thing I actually say is always "Good morning." to my sister or mom cause they're always the first ones awake after me

[DJ Wolfe 5,349]

This one's easy.

 

"Good night."

Edited August 14, 2019 by .Wolfe.

[Cyclone 1066 3,621]

*long yawn and stretch* "welp, time to do it all again."

[Early Sunsets 2,107]

"Ah f*ck, here we go again."

Seriously though, I hate mornings. It takes me at least an hour to fully wake up each day, assuming I got a full night's sleep (which I never do).

[Dynamo Pad 11,428]

"Okay, okay. Time to get up." I sometimes yawn, while trying to get out of bed and stretch my arms. 

[Will Guide 21,362]

"There better not be a trash can in the walkway between me and the toilet, (Stepbrother's name withheld). Someone could trip" 

I actually said that once. Not directly to him though. Why does he keep putting that can there, I'll never know.

[Envy 6,192]

Probably the first thing I say is "good morning" to my dog.

Edited August 14, 2019 by Envy

[Twilight Luna 31,420]

Some colorful metaphor at the alarm clock. 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

An attempt to say something that's silenced by my tiredness. I usually don't speak because there's some force that renders me unable for the first half an hour to an hour after I get up.

[TBD 17,256]

Nothing but a feeling of this

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

"Just one more pressing of the snooze button, then I'll definitely get up."

[Sondash Studios 4,851]

"What was it I dreamed of last night again?"

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Spoiler

 

 

[KatonRyu 1,033]

On normal weekdays: "Uugh, here we go again."
My working Mondays, and in my head only: "Wake up in the morning and I pull the covers over my head, hey-oh"

Weekends: "Good morning." (to my girlfriend)

[Prometheus 3,038]

"Right, where's the nearest toilet, the floodgates need opened."

[Dreambiscuit 10,093]

“Oh crap, I’m still here.”  

[DuskSong 742]

"Shit."

I take after my dad, who swears when he yawns.

[The Historian 516]

Usually "can I go back to sleep now?"

No. The answer is always no.

Edited August 20, 2019 by The Historian

[TheRockARockster 52,123]

I actually growl or say some sort of gibberish but I’m almost always thinking the same thing which is ‘here we go again’.

 

I’m really weird.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

sigh Quarter past 6 already?
cries internally I don't want to go to school!

[IronM17 5,399]

Well, I usually say something like "Schnauze", what is a german version for " shut up", (or something heavier) to my alarm. I hate to wake up early.